Together the two began to rap. It was quite obviously a song they had written themselves.
"Roses are red, and They say love's not made to last,
But I know I'll never get enough of that sweet, sweet ass.
All that jelly in your jeans, all that junk in your trunk,
I just gotta have it - one look and I was sunk.
If you ever wonder why I had to make you mine,
It's 'cause no other lady has a tush so fine.
They say you're not a looker, but I don't mind.
What I'm looking at is the view from behind.
Never been romantic, don't know what love means,
But I know I dig the way you're wearing those jeans.
Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go.
Turn back, then leave again-baby do it slow
I'm coming right after, gonna make a pass,
Can't get enough of that sweet, sweet ass."
Most of the commuters seemed stunned. Magnus isn't sure if Alec is stunned or if he is deeply scandalized but Magnus was doing everything he can to keep from laughing. But as it was, Magnus is profoundly grateful when they reached their stop.
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"Roses are red, and
They say love's not made
to last,
But I know I'll never
get enough of that sweet,
sweet ass.
All that jelly in your
jeans, all that junk in
your trunk,
I just gotta have it -
one look and I was sunk.
If you ever wonder
why I had to make you
mine,
It's 'cause no other
lady has a tush so fine.
They say you're not a
looker, but I don't mind.
What I'm looking at is
the view from behind.
Never been romantic,
don't know what love
means,
But I know I dig the
way you're wearing
those jeans.
Hate to see you leave
but love to watch you go.
Turn back, then leave
again-baby do it slow
I'm coming right after,
gonna make a pass,
Can't get enough of
that sweet, sweet ass."
Most of the commuters seemed stunned. Magnus isn't sure if Alec is stunned or if he is deeply scandalized but Magnus was doing everything he can to keep from laughing. But as it was, Magnus is profoundly grateful when they reached their stop.